partybarackisinthehousetonight is my url now!!!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

WHAT IF POPCORN SCREAMED WHEN IT POPPED

MAYBE THE POPPING IS THE SCREAMING

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a bunch of the guys in my grade got together and bought their own url so they could have a website

but literally the only purpose of the website is to see pictures of dads in hats

i wasn’t kidding this is the website

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a bunch of the guys in my grade got together and bought their own url so they could have a website

but literally the only purpose of the website is to see pictures of dads in hats

ok

consult your doctor before robbing the bank to find out if it’s right for you

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

I’M LOCKED IN THE COSTCO BATHROOM STALL

never forget

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

I’M LOCKED IN THE COSTCO BATHROOM STALL